Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa. * * * * * * * * * * The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. * * * * * * * * * The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus." * * * * * * * * * Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King. * * * * * * * * * Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands. * * * * * * * * * The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict. * * * * * * * * * Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you. * * * * * * * * * Don't let worry kill you off......let the Church help. * * * * * * * * * Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. * * * * * * * * * For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs (EEK!) * * * * * * * * * Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get. * * * * * * * * * Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping. She has requested tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons. * * * * * * * * * The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy." * * * * * * * * * Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church and so ends a friendship that began in their school days. * * * * * * * * * A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. * * * * * * * * * At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. * * * * * * * * * Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. * * * * * * * * * * Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered. * * * * * * * * * Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch. * * * * * * * * * * The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment & gracious hostility. * * * * * * * * * Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow. * * * * * * * * * The ladies of the Church have cast-off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. * * * * * * * * * This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. * * * * * * * * * Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done. * * * * * * * * * The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday. * * * * * * * * * Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door. * * * * * * * * * The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. * * * * * * * * * Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.